"He accessed the web, he accessed Facebook,
He made three clicks on the page,
He saw the worst death scene ever,
He saw the worst death scene ever,
He saw the world's longest waterslide,
He look'd down to see Right Said Fred.
Out flew the web a beautiful picture;
The mirror crack'd from a friend's book release;
"The curse of Facebook is come upon me," cried
The Frustrated Writer of Words.”
― Liberally adapted from Alfred Lord Tennyson, The Lady of Shalott
You can see the awesomely awful worst death scene ever: HERE
You can see the extremely long world's longest waterslide: HERE
You can see Right Said Fred: HERE
You can buy my friend's new stories in 5 Blades: HERE
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