Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Facebook...Slayer Of The Writer's Muse


"He accessed the web, he accessed Facebook,
He made three clicks on the page,

He saw the worst death scene ever,

He saw the world's longest waterslide,

He look'd down to see Right Said Fred

Out flew the web a beautiful picture; 

The mirror crack'd from a friend's book release; 

"The curse of Facebook is come upon me," cried 
The Frustrated Writer of Words.” 

― Liberally adapted from Alfred Lord TennysonThe Lady of Shalott

You can see the awesomely awful worst death scene ever: HERE
You can see the extremely long world's longest waterslide: HERE
You can see Right Said Fred: HERE
You can buy my friend's new stories in 5 Blades: HERE

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